They will not accept that the only true children's stories are those of A.A Milne, and instead of drinking tea like normal people, sit around drinking cocoa. They read stories in dressing gowns as well, and make sound effects.
They also do vile and hideous things, like their infamous massage chains which all to often degenerate into orgies. Their battle cry is "Sex and Chocolate." Many nice people have been tempted by the lure of this society.. little do they realise the terrible peril they put themselves in when they step outside the Light of Pooh.
We see it as our duty to cleanse Cambridge of thie menace. We do this by having numerous formal halls with them, punt races, and the like, and beating them hollow.
Here are some battle reports from the front line.