You're not Drunk Again, are you, Andrew?

Quote attributed to Miss Rebecca Taylor, 1997

Here's a few pictures I took of "Granny", otherwise known as Andrew James Grantham of Pembroke College, Cambridge. As you can see, he was.... On several occasions.

Any prospective employers/ girlfriends/ examiners should note that this is not typical behaviour for young Grantham.

Everybody else should note that the above statement is a load of hogswash.

Somewhat unstable, granny holds on to his whisky for moral support.	Granny carefully checks the alcohol content. The sign of a good vintage!	Granny saves the queen, continuing a fine Pembroke Tradition.
Bedtime for Granny and his wine.	Wahey! Ergo! Rah! Blades! Totty! Babs!	Granny defies gravity. The faces of innocent bystanders have been removed to protect the guilty.
They say it does that to you....	Sweet!	Granny gets drunk the posh way.
Hmmm.....	Typical fodder at Grantham Mansions...	At least he's happy.
Granny and his mysterious asian lover share a drink together	Granny shows his prowess with balancing tins of girly fizzy pop drinks. But who is that strange satanic looking fellow?	Granny spends a relaxing evening on his balcolny.
MORE GRANNY....	Granny shows us his manly prowess, as well as his deliciously tasteful tie.	...COMING SOON

I could continue, but in the interest of Decency, I won't. Should you wish to see any more of Granny drunk, please come to the Pembroke Bar most nights at around 11 O' Clock. I'll leave it to Granny to have the last say on this... Oh dear, it looks like he's gone to sleep! Could the last person to leave please turn out the light?